Crazy and Disturbing Things Muhammad Said About God and Satan
He said Allah does not love unbelievers: Surah 3:32.
He said Allah is the best deceiver: Surah 3:54, 8:30.
He said Allah wants humans to sin so he can show them mercy, and if humans refused to sin Allah would wipe them out and replace them with people who would sin: Sahih Muslim 37:6621, 6622.
Since Allah wants humans to sin so he can show them mercy, and if humans refused to sin he would wipe them out and replace them with people who would sin (Sahih Muslim 37:6621, 6622), then according to Islam Satan is the hero and savior of the world since he is the one that tempted humanity to sin.
He said Allah loves sneezing but dislikes yawning: Sahih Al-Bukhari 73:245.
He said Allah doesn't accept the prayer of anybody who farts until the person performs the ablution: Sahih Al-Bukhari 86:86.
He said Allah doesn't accept the prayer of anybody who farts, urinates, or defecates until the person performs the ablution: Sahih Al-Bukhari 4:137.
He said Satan farts when he hears the call to prayer: Sahih Al-Bukhari 22:313, 323; Sunan An-Nasai 7:671.
He said Satan urinated in a man's ears: Sahih Al-Bukhari 21:245, 54:492.
He said Satan sleeps in noses: Sahih Al-Bukhari 54:516.
He said Satan (who is a Jinn in Islam) eats animal dung: Sahih Al-Bukhari 58:200.
He said Satan will eat food that people drop if they don't pick it up: Sahih Muslim 23:5046.
He said yawning is from Satan: Sahih Al-Bukhari 54:509, 73:245.
He said to suppress yawning as much as possible because it is from Satan: Sahih Muslim 42:7129.
He said Satan laughs at people who yawn: Sahih Al-Bukhari 73:245.
He said when you yawn to cover your mouth with your hand so Satan doesn't enter into your mouth: Sahih Muslim 42:7130, 7131.
He said when you yawn to cover your mouth with your hand so Satan doesn't enter into your mouth and laugh at your from inside your body: Jami At-Tirmidhi 2746 (Dar-us-Salam reference).
He said the reason babies cry at birth is because they are touched by Satan: Sahih Al-Bukhari 55:641; Sahih Muslim 30:5838.
He said Satan eats and drinks with his left hand, so therefore people shouldn't: Sahih Muslim 23:5010; Sunan Ibn Majah 3266 (Dar-us-Salam reference).
He said the bell is the musical instrument of Satan: Sahih Muslim 24:5279; Sunan Abu Dawud 2556 (Dar-us-Salam reference).
He said Satan doesn't open closed doors: Sahih Al-Bukhari 69:527.
He said the reason donkeys bray is because they saw a Satan: Sahih Al-Bukhari 54:522.
He said Satan ties three knots at the back of people's heads when they sleep: Sahih Al-Bukhari 54:491.
He forbade sitting between the sun and the shade because he said it is the seat of Satan: Musnad Ahmad 15421 (Dar-us-Salam Reference).